*Tips Fedora* Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening to any of you who've taken the time to check out this little introduction of mine. I want to first of all thank you for devoting the next few minutes to reading the tripe that is my life story and with that said, I think we're ready to start. My name (in full) is Thai Chandler Bevan and despite popular belief of those who initially hear my first name, I am not Asian, Taiwanese or of any descent to any Oriental heritage. I am in fact, a pasty white 6ft 3" ginger male(?), from a quiet town in Herefordshire (UK) where I'm currently studying a college course that will set me up for University, where I hope to study software engineering. In the mean time whilst studying, I'm also working Part-Time in a popular restaurant chain called Nando's as a host/waiter, so for those of you in the UK who want some dank Nando's ideas, hit me up. Continuing on, my middle name 'Chandler' is actually, to a lot of peoples surprise, a direct reference to Chandler from Friends, and this was due to a family-wide obsession with the show when I was a young boy... And speaking of young boys, I was born in 1997 on the 25th of February and for those of you who can't be asked to work out my age, I'm 18 years old. I started to first show interest in vidya games when I was a young little fedora-fag (minus the fedora) who took interest in the pretty colours and socially crippling experiences that games like Grand Theft Auto (Original title), 007 Golden Eye and Spyro for the PlayStation One provided. From there on, I knew that if I grew my hair long, spent a lot of time indoors and listened to Metal music I'd have Women and friends flocking to me alike just because of how blatantly individual and awesome I was... Boy was I wrong. Since then, I've steadily indoctrinated myself back into society and it took me until the age of 16 to realize that maybe I should cut my waste-man hair and invest in some hair styling gum and deodorant. Now I stand before you a confident ginger f*ck-boy with a positive attitude towards most things - Even the creation of this sh*t-post introduction. Now for those of you who've had the (dis)pleasure of meeting me in the server, you will probably know by now that I'm 100% devoted to the ideals that a game should be about having fun, relaxing and chatting utter sh*t to absolutely everyone (apologies Ethanol, you are actually beautiful in my book) for the sake of snatching some cheap banter-laughs and connoting a moderately chilled out environment. I can, however, be serious from time to time and when I am, I've been told I'm amazingly okay'ish at playing Counter Strike. Reaching Global is one of my achievements and absolutely destroying Frost at everything he does is amongst my favourite accolades. There's not a lot more to be said about myself in game, as I'm sure you have all already created your own opinions about me and that's absolutely fine, you can ask any of my ex-girlfriends, me and the word disappointment typically come hand-in-hand. So thank you all for reading and apologies about it being so long (I used SM9's as a length template ). I hope you all enjoyed the read and appreciate the intense effort that's gone into this with me trying to make you people love me " fuck, shit and twat "